I went to a great talk on the Sacrament of Penance and Reconciliation — very Lenten, except that our pastor is so very funny.
Father was discussing prayer and reminding us that
“God is talking to us all the time.”
. . . pause . . .
“That’s how I know God is a woman.”
After the hoots and howls died down he had to make peace by adding,
“And I know God is a man because the world is in such disarray.”
Well, OK then.