This is So Silly

. . . that I have to share a little. These lyrics have been making the rounds on local homeschool e-lists. Go see the whole thing at Rambling, Rants, and Remedies. It’s probably best if the original song is a highlight on the soundtrack of your young life.

Originally written and produced by Freddie Perren and Dino Fekaris
Originally performed by Gloria Gaynor
Mercilessly altered with apologies by Natalie Criss

First I was afraid
I was petrified.
Kept thinking I could never teach
’Cause I’m not certified.
But we spent so many nights
Reteaching homework that was wrong.
I grew strong,
so now I teach my kids at home!
We study math
and outer space.
I just kept on despite the fear
with a big smile across my face.
I bought a set of Base Ten blocks.
I bought books with answer keys.
My parents think we’re nuts,
but they don’t even bother me

Come on, let’s go
Walk out the door.
We’re on the road now,
’cause we’re not home much anymore
My friends would frown and say we’d be unsocialized.
I heard one grumble
that I’d give up by July.
Oh no, not I!
I will survive!
As long as I know how to read
I know we’ll be alright.
I’ve got all my life to learn.
I’ve got energy to burn.
and I’ll survive.
I will survive.

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3 Comments

Filed under Does This Look Funny?, Oh Mother, Why Homeschool?

3 responses to “This is So Silly

  1. Angela, MotherCrone

    A few other teachers from the co-op and I are actually considering performing this at our end of year picnic! I better find my red satin disco jacket and platform shoes!

  2. Hahaha! Angela, I would REALLY like to see THAT on YouTube.

    Somehow that song came across loud and clear in my head…

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